yes the ashes are ours

Yes i can not beleive it . England have won the ashes. Although if you look at the stats the aussies were all over the poms. This series came down to the three andrew's strauss,flower and flintoff. i can't wait for the next series in australia . I particularly can't wait for the most damaging english army in history to come to our shores the barmy army!

Why the circus should be banned

I find circus's disturbing. I don't like the fact that the animals invovled with circus's are often doped up with tranquilisers before they are sent out to entertain you. I think that if people want to be entertained by animals they should go play fetch with their dog or the neighbours dog. I would also like to say that slavery was abolished in 1833 by the british and in 1862 by the americans yet animals are still in capivity under slave like treatment. Please don't get me started on zoo's if it wasn't for dam poachers the animals would still be in the wild in environments that they are able to adapt to. I would also like to point out that people complain about how people eat cows meat i say to them do they use toilet paper that has been cut out of a tree. Are they also aware that there are schemes in place to replant a tree for every one that is cut down. I would also like to say there is a similar thing with cows.

the idiots guide to fighting terrorism

I have decided to compile a list on how to fight "terrorists"

.Firstly we need to define terrorists

In this blog the definition of terrorist is "Some one regardless of race or sex who uses fear and destruction to satisfy there ego or send a message"

.You need to win the hearts and minds of any one who due to various factors falls into the catergory of potential terrorist recruit

.You need to use diplomatic measures to ensure you win the "Hearts and Minds"of any potential terrorist

.You need to show how the various religions can co-exist or just ban ever religion

What is wrong with the world

Ever day we hear of another story that makes us question the moral and ethics of humanity. WHAT MORALS AND ETHICS???i hear you say well there are a few of us that live with our felling at the forefront of what we do in our day to day lives. Here is a list of certain things that we do in our day to day lives that are moralistic

>Give up our seat for a less able person
>Open the door for the person behind us
>Stand up for people that are disadvantaged
>treat other people with respect
>honour our chosen person wer believe in
So the next time you question humanity remember there is always people out there that haven't been curropted yet.Likes angels for instance

best politicans

i am compiling a list of the best politicans in the house of representatives.Here is the list

.Julia Gillard
.Kevin Rudd
.Peter Costello

The rest of the politicans are all shit house.

Why uneducated people piss me off

The uneducated people of this world really tick me off. They whinge and moan about every thing under neath the sun when they know nothing. I recently met a man who said his claim to fame was getting drunk every day and bashing up any one that looks at him wrong. I asked him if he ever had a job to which he replied nah thats what centre links for. I asked him who he voted for to which he replied that bloke with the classes. Please mr idiot refain from voting again because you are a complete arse and are a waste of space you are using valueable oxygen that some one else could be using.

News story

Pirates have hit our nations shores fighting in a downtown allyway. Are they Lost? Why are they here.
Sources say that they are here for the Aztec gold burried somewhere in downtown Sydney.
All we can say is lock yee children in at night fot the pirate crew will give yee a fright
Stay away from the Aztec gold or face me if yee be bold.

This is Tim cheslett reporting on nothing important.